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Thursday, December 29, 2005

Sean Lennon's Lonely Hearts Club Band

I found this news story while perusing the Internet. I think that this is basically a social commentary on how disparate our society is becoming. Although the World is getting smaller because of advances in technology, we, as individuals, are growing further apart. The Universe isn't the only thing expanding, so is the space between our lives.

Poor Sean Lennon. John Lennon's 30-year-old kid has gone to the New York Post, asking for help in finding a true love. But he does have standards: "Any girl who is interested must simply be born female and between the ages of 18 and 45. They must have an IQ above 130 and they must be honest. They must not have any clinical, psychological disorders . . . and a kind heart. Clearly beautiful - but beauty on the inside is more important - but no deformities, third legs, fifth nipples . . . I'm completely alone and I'm completely miserable. So please send your request to [Page Six]."

Isn't this sad? This presents a very interesting conundrum.

1. You're the son of John Lennon, Pop Music Icon, one of the founders of the Beatles.
2. Any woman who marries you gets the booby prize of having Yoko Ono for a mother-in-law.

How this is going to work out...I don't know. My real question is how can you be the son of a Beatle and not have any game? Beats the f@$#! out of me. Such is life.

See the original post at The Plain Dealer


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