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Thursday, January 05, 2006

Google, The New Collective Conscious

News Flash…

I was going to call this post "Google Bought the Radio Star" as a special gift for those of you that were around for the birth of MTV, but I went academic on everyone. Anyway... Whatever happened to The Buggles.

Everything is going “Video” now! Friday, December 29th at CES ( the Consumer Electronics Show) in Las Vegas, Nevada, Google unveiled plans to offer the ability to buy videos from content partners in an upgrade to its video-search service. According to the Wall Street Journal, Google plans to announce alliances with CBS Corp. and the NBA related to the new service.
Rumors are that, Google also plans to introduce a software package with offerings from Google and other companies that users can download and put on their computers. The Wall Street Journal said the bundle is to be called Google Pack.
This is just another piece of the Google World Domination puzzle. I also heard that Google has been buying up dark fiber like crazy. For those of you out of the “telecom know”, dark fiber is basically optical communication lines that have been installed beneath the streets that is all hooked up and ready to be turned on. That is why it was given the moniker “dark”, because the optical communications equipment has never been activated. It sounds kind of like dark fiber can also have some evil component too. That’s another story. I heard it through the grapevine that Google may be planning to offer pervasive, free Wi-Fi service as an alternative to the Internet. I’m guessing that it would be Google Adsense supported. Just thought I’d give all of you a heads-up.
I can’t wait for Google Air, Google Retinal Implants, and most of all Google Neural Implants to help you do a Google search of your own thoughts and memories and those of others called – you guessed it – The Google Collective Conscious. Carl Jung would be proud or soil himself. It’s kind of a hard call. I predict that the Google Collective Conscious should be coming down the pike in about 2525. The last reference to the year 2525 is for all of our more mature readers who were cognizant of Pop music in 1969 – BTW "In The Year 2525 (Exordium & Terminus)" by Richard Zager and Denny Evans reached #1 on the Billboard Charts on July 12, 1969.
Who’d a thunk that two hippies from the 60’s would have seen Google coming? To make a long post even longer, here are the lyrics. Read it. Know it. Live by it. Enjoy.

In The Year 2525 (Exordium & Terminus) by Richard Zager and Denny Evans

In the year 2525 If man is still alive
If woman can survive
They may find........

In the year 3535
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies
Everything you think, do, or say
Is in the pill you took today

In the year 4545
Ain't gonna need your teeth, won't need your eyes
You won't find a thing to chew
Nobody's gonna look at you

In the year 5555
Your arms are hanging limp at your sides
Your legs got nothing to do
Some machine, doing that for you

In the year 6565
Ain't gonna need no husband, won't need no wife
You'll pick your son, pick your daughter too
From the bottom of a long glass tube

In the year 7510
If God's a comin' he ought to make it by then
Maybe he'll look around himself and say ``Guess it's time for the Judgement day''

In the year 8510
God's gonna shake his mighty head
He'll either say ``I'm pleased where man has been''
Or tear it down and start again

In the year 9595
I'm kinda wondering if man's gonna be alive
He's taken everything this old earth can give
And he ain't put back nothing...

Now it's been 10,000 years
Man has cried a billion tears
For what he never knew
Now man's reign is through But through the eternal night
The twinkling of starlight So very far away
Maybe it's only yesterday...

In the year 2525
If man is still alive
If woman can survive
They may find.......


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